Description: My buddy Big E went to visit me and I was not home. He knows where I stash my spare key so he let himself in and had the nerve to call me from my own home phone. I was a little upset until he told me he had a big titty, blonde MILF waiting to fuck us both back at my house. I immediately thought he was talking shit but once I got home those mammoth mammaries were waiting there to welcome me. We basically had a tag team going. Ash was nowhere to be found but I think I found my new sidekick anyway.
